JackfruitClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Portal Is Not Enough]

This is incredible. Can’t believe James Bond ripped off Knotsberry Clock’s genius work.

[The CCs humble beginnings]

Thank you for educating everyone about us and how we were started.

[B]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand B. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the Clock Crew most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the B’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike B truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in B’s existential catchphrase "B" which itself is a cryptic reference to the second letter of the alphabet. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Strawberry Clock’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a B tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

[ClockTube]

Those were some hilarious YouTube videos. I liked and subscribed.

[Want porno???]

Everyone, this isn’t a scam. I guarantee that if you vote 5, you WILL see SBC’s porno. I voted five, and Strawberry Clock came up to my door about an hour later and personally gave me the DVD for his porno. I put it in my DVD player and low and behold, it was real. And to top it off, it was easily the best piece of erotic content I’ve seen in my entire life. I watch it every single day. Thank you for the quality erotic content, SBC. I will continue to watch it for years to come.

[Dr.Seuss From da hooD!]

Thanks SBC, I was looking for some quality kids books for my future children.

[sss 2]

I had no idea it was possible to compete against the pure comedic masterpiece that was the first sss, but I have been proven wrong. While this one wasn’t quite as funny as the original, it was much more action packed and dramatic, although it’s nice to see something a little different. That twist at the end was especially shocking. That’s not to say that this isn’t funny though, because that couldn’t be more wrong. It was filled with funny moments that this time only made me cough up my lungs, heart, throat and appendix, while the last sss made me cough up every single organ in my body. I still had to get surgery, but luckily the bill wasn’t as expensive. Overall, 5/5.

[Eskimo Bob 31]

Masterpiece. I voted 5.

[Strawberry Clock V]

100% accurate. The average day of a Clock Crew hater.